- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to have a power

The power to be half invisible

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to see through things that are invisible.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to communicate with applesauce.

The power to not get shit dick

Pointless Super Powers