The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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the power to not finish your

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!