The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The ability to clean

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to breathe

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!