The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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32% Levitation.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to pee poop

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to murder rocks.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!