The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to like any show

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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i love to make shit brix

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to fall up.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!