The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to smell poo...

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the power to youtube poop

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to smell thoughts.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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the power to shit bricks

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the ability to talk to humans

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!