The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to be dead

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!