the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to jerk off

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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Nipple Radar.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to be a woman

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to be shitty

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The power to open doors that are already open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!