The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to have a power

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to start time.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!