The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!