The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to waste money

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the power to see when the lights are on

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!