The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!