- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

swear words -jesse

the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

The power to draw a perfect circle.

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

The power to see where light is not present.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

Pointless Super Powers