- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to never get drunk

The power to mind reeds

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

the power to shit with your mouth

The power to eat ass.

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

the power to count from A to purple

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

the power to create bad superpowers

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

To have a permanently invisible tounge.

Pointless Super Powers