- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The ability to go forward in time at will.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to freeze ice

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to communicate with applesauce.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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Pointless Super Powers