The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to get hard at will.

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the powre to spel

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to become yourself

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!