the power to write only the letter R

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power of reading your own mind.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to not see ads

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The ability to not talk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!