The power to get hurt without a break.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to live.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!