- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to attract bullets.

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

The power to control dodos

the power to kill plants in a desert.

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to turn into an escalator

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

The ability to police irony

Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

The power to do nothing with your life.

the power to make bubles without soap

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

to die when you are happy

Pointless Super Powers