The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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the power to see the present

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the power to write comic books

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the ability to post here

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!