The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to see forever

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to bleed on command

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!