- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

Nipple Radar.

The power to have a power

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to think of pointless powers.

he power to make mistakes

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to eat food.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

the power to fart your way to the moon

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

Pointless Super Powers