The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to control sloths

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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the powre to spel

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the power to get sick

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!