The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to be dead

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!