The power to put on socks with one hand

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to die early.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!