The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to start time.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!