the power to instantly die

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the power to create bad superpowers

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the power of words

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to smell thoughts.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!