the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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See through invisible people

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The power to be yourself.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to not see ads

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!