The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the power to sneeze cum

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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Being a freemason

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to create shit

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to change your emotions at will

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!