- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

The power to love Justin Bieber

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power of immortality while suicidal.

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The ability to not have a super power.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to have a super power,

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to turn into birdseed

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

Pointless Super Powers