The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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the power to beathe

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!