The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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ikawlhan forever

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the ability to become black.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to be powerless

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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To pee standing up.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!