The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

thumb_up thumb_down +131

the ability to digest any food easily

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to not be able to get powers

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The power of Bulletproof fingernails

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

thumb_up thumb_down +37

The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

thumb_up thumb_down +33

the power to beathe

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to dance really well

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The ability to control water but only when it is raining

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!