the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!