The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

The power to like any show

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The ability to lactate air.

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

The power to make infinite paper clips.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

the power to read captchas

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to control dodos

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to be a woman

The power to fall up.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to have no powers

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!