the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!