Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the ability to post here

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to see through air

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!