The power to divide by zero

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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power to age faster

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The power to close your nose

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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to zap people but only yourself

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!