- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

The power to take huge shits at will.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to smell whore

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power of 12% levetation

Pointless Super Powers