- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

Nope. Just nope.

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to be blind

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

yo mama

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

Liam Brudenell

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to make everything worse

The power to be powerless

power to have no power at all

Pointless Super Powers