- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

the power to get drunk you are needed

the power to like charlie

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The power to die.

the power to see everyone as a tree

Pointless Super Powers