The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!