The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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make youself dumb

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!