The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power of learning

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!