The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to see the past.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!