- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to not get shit dick

The power to be Chuck Norris

the power to make food shrimp.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

the power to summon a massive midget

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to display emotions at will

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power that will grant you no power.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

Pointless Super Powers