The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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32% Levitation.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power of learning

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to pee poop

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!