The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to speak braille.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to waste money

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!