- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to see through windows

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

the ability to do absolutely nothing

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The power to suck your own dick

Pointless Super Powers