- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The ability to control dairy products

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

Pointless Super Powers