- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to fly if you are eating.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

the power to misspell

The power to make remotes invisible

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to autocorrect your mom.

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to breathe oxygen.

The power to remove all flavour from food.

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

The power to die from darting too hard

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

Pointless Super Powers