- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

The ability to count to potato

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power that turns farts into music.

The ability to not live forever

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to both love and hate marmite.

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to see the past.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

Pointless Super Powers