The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to die

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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make youself dumb

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The power to see through glass

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!