The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to die at will

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!