- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Fly Without control

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to see through windows

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to be french.

The power to divide by zero

The power to have gravity.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

Pointless Super Powers