The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to not see anything

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to never come into existence

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!