- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power of 12% levetation

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The capability to draw penises very well

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

the power to disappear up your own asshole

the power to get sick

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

Pointless Super Powers