The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to walk through air.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!