- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The powers to blink at the speed of light

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

the power to be super ugly

The ability to read your own mind

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

ability to levitate using my fart...

the power to get wider by eating junk food

ability to run very fast forever

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

Pointless Super Powers