The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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the power to be in AA.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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the power to melt your bones

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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boo

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!