- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see the past.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The power to run Crysis.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to fly but only in your room

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

Power to instantly turn drunk

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

Pointless Super Powers